The only thing better than a pony is a unicorn, and the only thing better than a unicorn is a girl. Good thing they all get along so well.
With hand-knit wool on the outside, this fleece lined animal hat is soft on the skin and sure to keep you cozy and warm.
“A Brief History of Time, by Stephen Hawking begins with a striking image and a wonderful true story: After an astrophysicist’s lecture, during the question and answer session, a woman stood up and told a distinguished scientist that his lecture was nonsense, that the Earth is a flat disk supported on the back of an enormous tortoise. The scientist tried to outwit the lady by asking, ‘Well, my dear, what supports the tortoise?’ To which she replied, ‘You’re a very clever young man, but not clever enough. It’s turtles all the way down!’
“They dined on mince, and slices of quince
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon.”
-Edward Lear (The Owl and the Pussycat)
“My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation ever…. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don’t want them to. I’m like, Hey… Hold on fellows… Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf. Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.”
Whether you're starting a revolution, or climbing tall buildings, this hat says it all. The extra warm layer of faux fur on top of this already toasty fleece and wool earflap cap makes this the warmest of all our animal hats.
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
-Winston S. Churchill
With hand-knit wool on the outside, this fleece lined animal mitten is soft on the skin and sure to keep you cozy and warm.